ISAAC ASIMOV’S
“THE CAVES OF STEEL”

By Randall Garrett

 

Many years ago, John Campbell made the flat statement that it was impossible to write a science fiction detective story. The hero can always whip out his hyperinductivizer and re-create the scene of the crime in toto, or he can get into his handy-dandy time machine and go back to watch the murder being committed, or he can read all the suspects’ minds, or...

In other words, since anything can happen in a science fiction story, the job is too easy. No suspense. And no need for a detective.

Now, every time John made a flat statement like that, at least one of his authors would try to prove him wrong. And very often succeeded. The idea was to prove John wrong and make him pay for it. It was a game we all loved.

The first to succeed at the detective story game was Hal Clement, with “Needle.” The question was: “Where is the alien hiding?” It was strictly fair; all the clues were given and the reader had a fair, honest chance of finding out where the critter was hidden before the author told him.

But...It wasn’t a formal detective story.

In the strictly formal detective story, there must be a detective, either amateur or professional, and he must solve the crime -usually murder. In “Needle” the crime is an alien one, and so is the detective. There is no murder, and the detective does not solve the puzzle. His host, a human boy, does. Don’t get me wrong; it’s a good story, but you have to stretch things pretty thin to call it a formal detective story.

However, “Needle” paved the way. You can write a formal detective story of science fiction, but first you must define your parameters! You must make it perfectly clear that the detective can not pull rabbits out of hats or superscience gadgets out of his home lab.

Even in a society where good old-fashioned magic works, the job can be done. I’ve done it myself, in Too Many Magicians and other Lord Darcy stories.

But the man who showed me how was Isaac Asimov in The Caves of Steel.

 

In the future, when the towns are caves of steel

Clear from Boston, Massachusetts, to Mobile,

There’s a cop, Elijah Baley, who’s the hero of this tale. He

Has a Spacer robot helper named Daneel.

 

For it seems that there’s some guys from Outer Space

(They’re descendants of the Terran human race),

And allover Terra’s globe, it seems they’re giving jobs to robots,

Which are hated by the people they replace.

 

So a certain Spacer, Sarton, gets rubbed out,

And the Chief says to Elijah: “Be a scout;

Go and find out just whodunit, and, although it won’t be fun, it

Will result in your promotion, without doubt!”

 

The assignment puts Elijah on the spot.

He must do the job up right; if he does not,

It not only will disgrace him, but the robot will replace him

If the robot is the first to solve the plot

 

In the city, there’s a riot at a store.

R. Daneel jumps on a counter, and before

Baley knows it, pulls his blaster. Then he bellows: “I’m the master

Here, so stop it, or I’ll blow you off the floor!”

 

So the riot’s busted up before it starts,

And Elijah’s wounded ego really smarts.

“Well,” he says, “you quelled that riot, but a robot wouldn’t try it!

Dan, I think you’ve got a screw loose in your parts!”

 

Baley doesn’t see how R. Daneel could draw

Out his blaster, for the First Robotic Law

Says: “No robot may, through action or inaction, harm a fraction

Of a whisker on a human being’s jaw.”

 

Since Daneel, the robot, has a human face,

And he looks exactly like the guy from space

Who has been assassinated, Mr. Baley’s quite elated,

For he’s positive he’s solved the murder case!

 

“The Commissioner ,” he says, “has been misled,

‘Cause there hasn’t been a murder! No one’s dead!

Why you did it, I don’t know, but I don’t think you are a robot!

I am certain you are Sarton, sir, instead!”

 

“Why, that’s rather silly, partner,” says Daneel,

“And I’m awful sorry that’s the way you feel.”

Then, by peeling back his skin, he shows Elijah that, within, he

Is constructed almost totally of steel!

 

Well, of course, this gives Elijah quite a shock.

So he thinks the whole thing over, taking stock

Of the clues in their relation to the total situation,

Then he goes and calls a special robot doc.

 

Says Elijah Baley: “Dr. Gerrigel,

This here murder case is just about to jell!

And to bust it open wide, I’ll prove this robot’s homicidal!

Look him over, doc, and see if you can tell.”

 

So the doctor gives Daneel a thorough test

While the robot sits there, calmly self-possessed.

After close examination, “His First Law’s in operation,”

Says the doctor, “You can set your mind at rest.”

 

That leaves Baley feeling somewhat like a jerk,

But Daneel is very difficult to irk;

He just says: “We can’t stand still, or we will never find the killer.

Come on, partner, let us buckle down to work.”

 

Now the plot begins to thicken—as it should;

It’s the thickening in plots that makes ‘em good.

The Police Chiefs robot, Sammy, gives himself the double whammy,

And the reason for it isn’t understood.

 

The Commissioner says: “Baley, you’re to blame!

Robot Sammy burned his brain out, and I claim

That, from every single clue, it looks as though you made him do it!”

Baley hollers: “No, I didn’t! It’s a frame!”

 

Then he says: “Commish, I think that you’re the heel

Who’s the nasty little villain in this deal!

And I’ll tell you to your face, I really think you killed the Spacer,

‘Cause you thought he was the robot, R. Daneel!”

 

The Commissioner breaks down and mumbles: “Yes—

I’m the guy who did it, Baley—I confess!”

Baley says: “I knew in time you would confess this awful crime. You

Understand, of course, you’re in an awful mess!”

 

The Commissioner keels over on the floor.

When he wakes up, R. Daneel says: “We’re not sore;

Since the crime was accidental, we’ll be merciful and gentle.

Go,” he says in solemn tones, “and sin no more!”

 

Then says Baley to the robot, with a grin: “It was nice of you to overlook his sin.

As a friend, I wouldn’t trade you! By the Asimov who made you, You’re a better man than I am, Hunka Tin!”